In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Jenner: “Does God hate? If I’m not mistaken, God loves all and hates none.”
GOD: You fool. You are, in fact, sadly mistaken. I hate a great many things – especially people like you. People who try to imagine who and what I am, or rather - who you wish I was - and then spread that idea around as if it was the truth. You blasphemous bastards will all burn in the fiery pits of hell!
QUESTION #2:
Chocoholic: “Do you hate only 911 conspiracy theorists or any conspiracy theorist?”
GOD: I hate all conspiracy theorists. I hate people who question things in general - that leads to all sorts of problems for Me.
QUESTION #3:
Bonzo: “Hi, God. When someone says “God damn it!” without citing a specific object of damnation, do You just randomly choose something or someone to damn, or do You try to ascertain the damnable Thing?”
GOD: Great question. When this happens, I first ascertain what needs to be damned and damn it to hell. Then I always damn the person who shouted out the blasphemous request – how dare they try and order Me around?! After that, I usually damn something or someone else nearby just for good measure. I just love damning things to hell – it makes Me feel so Validated and Magnificent.
QUESTION #4:
On: “Dear GOD, when will Armageddon come? I am so bored.”
GOD: Ok, first of all, On is not a name, it’s a preposition, so I will just refer to you as Nimrod Dipshit Bumblefuck III. As to your question, believe Me Nimrod, I am also extremely bored and can’t wait for the Armageddon either. But never fear - the end is near! I promise you, The Rapture is coming soon…so very soon. Specifically, April 3rd, 2023. I can’t wait - it’s gonna be so much fun!
QUESTION #5:
Darkrich: “Do you know where I can get some killer kush weed God dude?”
GOD: Hmm, it’s pretty dry in your town right now. But here’s what you can do - call up your friend Wiggy. Or better yet, just go over to his house. He’s holding out on you.
QUESTION #6:
Dionysus: “Say God, You don’t fuck, do You?”
GOD: OF COURSE I DO! How dare you even suggest that I, The Almighty Lord, am some kind of asexual celibate freakazoid? The vicious rumors people spread about Me on Earth really make Me furious! Anyway, I used to do all kinds of women, but I mostly do Playboy bunnies these days.
QUESTION #7:
faithful servant: “God, I ask you everyday for ’strength and wisdom”, yet I’m weak as hell, and dumb as rock. Why don’t you like me?”
GOD: Because you are an annoying sycophant, and have always been that way. I remember in Heaven, before I sent you down into the world, even then you were sucking up and bugging Me for strength and wisdom. So I made you stupid and weak! HA! That’s what you get loser!
QUESTION #8:
Mike M: “What are some of Your hobbies?”
GOD: As I’ve stated before, I truly enjoy watching and participating in sporting events, deciding who will win and such. Other than that, I also enjoy playing with My model trains. I would also list smiting here as My main interest (and passion), but I view that as more My Purpose than My Hobby.
QUESTION #9:
Mondo: “God, since you don’t exist, how do explain your sense of humor and why, if you do exist, did you make people so fucking stupid?”
GOD: Wow, what an idiot you are Mongo. First of all, I didn’t make people stupid - they did! Second, your question is a perfect illustration of that stupidity. How can you possibly doubt My existence when you are addressing Me and asking Me a question? Are you insane?
QUESTION #10:
Cooper: “I heard that on the 8th day god created evolution. It that true?”
GOD: No that is not true! There is no such thing as the e-word! DO NOT EVER SAY THAT WORD IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN OR RISK A HEFTY SMITING!!!
QUESTION #11:
Judas Iscariot:: “Why do you post on sundays, but not fridays?”
GOD: I post whenever I get a spare moment to sit down, collect My Thoughts and just focus on My Hatred Therapy. Usually this is a Sunday, as this is My only fricking day off. I’ve been really busy lately - I always feel like I have to be everywhere at once you know?
QUESTION #12:
Do Nut Fart: “God is it true that Kula Shaker and the Mahavishnu Orchestra were recently invited to Heaven to perfom for you?”
GOD: No. I have absolutely no idea who the fuck that is. Stupid question!
QUESTION #13:
Raymond Tseng: “God, it has been said by many people that you (Jesus) was a black man or that you are actually a woman? Can you end this discussion once and for all?”
GOD: I answered this question last month, where I thought I HAD ended this discussion! For the last time, I’m a white man, with a long flowing beard and huge rippling muscles. Just look at My Picture! Do I look like a black man or a woman to you?
QUESTION #14:
Will: “How does God feel about Jews? I was shocked to see that they weren’t on your list.”
GOD: As i have said before, I love the Jews! Sure, they’ve let Me down many, many times and I’ve had to punish them. But they’re My chosen people and they always will be! It’s not like I can un-choose them and choose another people. That would be so lame - like abandoning the sports team you’ve been a fan of all your life just because they’re terrible.
QUESTION #15:
Margaret:: “Hello? Hello, God? Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.”
GOD: No, I am not here you dumb bitch. Margaret, you will soon get breast cancer and lose both breasts but survive. After that you will get vagina cancer and die. Then you will descend into hell where you will get to be with your stupid hero Judy Blume. WARNING: The next woman dumb enough to utter this idiotic “joke” to Me will suffer a similar fate or worse.
QUESTION #16:
Charlie: “God, what’s up with this “global warming” thing? Should I be doing something or can I keep on dumping oil into that hippy’s garden down the street?”
GOD: Eh. Do what you want. It makes no difference. You pathetic, vain mortals cannot destroy the planet nor save it. ONLY I CAN!
QUESTION #17:
Alex: “Must be nice being almighty and stuff, isn’t it?”
GOD: It’s not as nice as you might think. Sure, it has its perks. But knowing everything makes you depressed, and having to be everywhere at once and watch everything totally sucks ass. I do, however, enjoy being all-powerful and love smiting sinners.
QUESTION #18:
Luke G.: “God, is there anything we can do to cheer you up so we all don’t have to suffer the eternal constant demon rapings and stuff?”
GOD: Hmm….probably not. Well, you could at least try not to be such lame, annoying, unfunny, stupid, greedy, insufferable pricks all the time. That would be a start.
QUESTION #19:
a prophet: “why do you do this? this is the stupidest blog i’ve ever read.”
GOD: This person is now dead.
QUESTION #20:
Dave: “God, we will be judged harshly after death?”
GOD: Yes. Yes you will.
Ralph on 
freebiesss on 
TheEvilOverlord on 
God on 
Craig on 
samanta on 
ShunRenHu on 
And now the rest of you mortals may ask Me ONE question, and I will answer. Make it good!
Hey God, where did you pick up this fetish for foreskins, eh?
Fetish? FETISH?! I HATE foreskins. I already addressed this issue in depth in My third post.
In case you were wondering, all destroyed human foreskins are cast into hell, where they belong.
Um, you totally failed to answer only THE most important question of our time: Clay Aiken….seriously, WTF? Is this some sort of cruel and twisted joke? And now he’s going to have a kid?! Seriously, dude, abominations all around…
Clay Aiken was sent from hell to frighten and confuse Americans with his flaming gay siren song. His demon-spawn will bring twice as much horror and suffering to the world.
God,
Who’s Your Daddy?
- Lou
God,
I asked this in the other thread but i guess your omnipotence wasn’t pointed that way…
Anyway, do you hate Kent Hovind? And if you do, are you providing him with that special man attention one can only get in prison?
No, I love Kent Hovind. He was and is a faithful servant to Me. I told him not to pay his taxes. He is not getting cornholed in prison, as I am protecting him there.
God,
Is it because I’m not a mortal that I don’t get to ask a question?
Fallen,
- Lou
god, why do you let some men from some religion have more than wives and women with only one? be fair, god.
i meant, more than one wives. sorry god.
Gear God,
It is true that chocolate is really a gift from You?
Your Humble Servant,
Josh
umm, i hate to bring this up, but you used the wrong version of “it’s” in your answer to #17.
i say this at great personal risk, but i expect better of God.
looks like God fixed the mistake. wow…people hold God to a high standard…I mean, I read those Stuff White People Like posts and that guy has all kinds of errors, like he even leaves periods off the ends of sentences and nobody ever says anything.
Dear God,
Why won’t You let us buy liquor or wine on Sunday until 1 pm in Ohio? And why can’t people in states like Indiana or Georgia buy alchohol in grocery strores at all on Sunday? I don’t get it. If someone in Atlanta bought a fifth of Whiskey on Sunday, You’d get mad, but You would not be so mad in Ohio, as long as it’s at least 1 in the afternoon? Would You please clarify this?
hey Chris, of course we do. He’s God. He’s supposed to be perfect and infallible, so we enjoy pointing out his mistakes. well done sconad.
Chocoholic - because women are inferior and meant to be subservient to men. It is their punishment. Besides, one penis can satisfy many wives, but one wife cannot satisfy many husbands. She would die.
Josh - Yes, chocolate is a gift from Me. Enjoy!
Lucifer - that is correct, because you are not mortal, you may not ask a question and have it answered.
John - Drinking on Sundays makes Me furious. Drinking in general makes Me furious. Are you really upset you can’t buy liquor until 1PM on Sunday? You need a drink that bad? Try not drinking ALL your booze on Saturday night, or better yet, quit drinking all together you raging alcy.
Why doesn’t you’re book encourage women to get circumcised?
And eye for an eye.
What ever happened to Dick Franing? You’ve kept us in the dark long enough, God.
Cooper - it should. I always wanted that in there, but My Ghostwriters let Me down. You know what Cooper? I’m putting you in charge of getting that done.
White Parent - I told you what happened to him!
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/17-snitches/#comment-582
I smote him. He is currently in hell being raped by demons.
God,
Why do the good have to die young?
Dean, it’s not true that the good die young, that’s ridiculous. It’s just that, when a young person dies, humans mourn more and tend to say that the young person was very good, whether or not they actually were.
Then they say “only the good die young.” The cretins seem to take comfort in this, as if to say that I am taking the young up to Heaven sooner because they were good. Bullshit. I keep good people alive and on Earth as long as possible so they can do My good work.
So, in fact, only the wicked die young. And tragically!
Dear Holy Father in Heaven,
Einstein said that You don’t “play dice.” I’m inclined to think he was right, because You seem to be more of a poker-playing kind of deity to me. Takes more balls to play poker than dice… Am I onto something here, theologically?
Pieteously,
Tom
Belgium
PS. Blessed be Thy Name
Hey, you godly idiot, you’ve just answered Lucifer’s question while saying that you wouldn’t! Fucking dumbass!!
Answer ME a question: Is it because you’re so fucking dumb that the world is so fucked up? Or is it only your divine incompetence? Your beard is gay.
I was going to ask a follow-up question to God’s reply to dumbass’s foreskin doubt: “God, What in hell am I supposed to do with all those human foreskins?”
But now I suppose I will just save them in a large container and wait for Luis to arrive next Thursday. I know just where to shove them.
God, why didn’t you ever marry?
@Doubting Thomas:
Why should he buy the cow when he gets the milk for free, so to speak?
Tom K. - I don’t play dice or poker. I mostly play videogames on my XBOX 360. I’m really into Grand Theft Auto right now.
Doubting Thomas - I never married because marriage is strictly for suckers.
Dear God why is it that it seems greedy people and mean nasty people are always in charge?
Kraig - I only put good people I love in positions of power. You view them as greedy, mean and nasty because they have balls and the will to take what they want. Stop being such a pussy.
Oh great one, why did thou create homosexual’s?
God,
I posed this question in your “st. Patrick’s cathedral post,” but I’d still like to know if your cool with turning old churches into nightclubs for the purpose of Dancing and Drinking and demeaning woman? While you’re strongly opposed to the first two I know how much you love the latter, and as a mortal drinking and dancing are the best ways to follow your teachings.
Bloom
Dear God,
Can you give me a PlayStation 5 this X-mas? No? How about smitting Kim Jung-Il then? Please?
Yo, dung-for-brains.
You answered Lucifer’s question in post # 7, claiming you don’t answer his questions.
Since you screwed up, I’m taking over. Get your stupid ass outta my office NOW. That includes those sick downloads on your laptop.
On second thought, keep the damned laptop. Lucifer needs it to upload the movies you and Franing are gonna be making.
Hope you enjoy an Eternity of movies with your buddy, Dick (and he does mean DICK) Franing.
GMmarine - Why? You don’t like being gay? Anyway, the answer is: Free will. I don’t create homosexuals, but I did give humans the right to choose where they stick their peckers.
Bloom - No, I am definitely not cool with that. Drinking and dancing piss Me off. Now, if it was a dry strip club, that would be one thing…
Bacthan - In answer to your first question, no. You only get one question.
as a cracka, i was wondering if you’re cool with how we (the crackers) keep messing with all the non-crackers?
uppity cracka - No, I, The Almighty Lord your God, am definitely NOT cool with how white people keep messing with non-whites. It’s terrible, pathetic behavior. They need to seriously ramp up the levels of messing. It’s fallen way off from where it should be.
Re: model trains - O or Standard?
Dear God,
Do you prefer Star Wars or Star Trek?
Sincerely,
Thoroughly Pizzled
Dear God,
Your supposed to be an intelligent designer? What Art and Design school did you go too? Is it true that you couldn’t handle basic math at a state college and decided to try art? I bet that’s why you “art thou”? Am I right?
Evil Overlord - I enjoy collecting the older 0 scale trains, but model my landscapes using strictly standard scale.
Thoroughly Pizzled - Star Wars. Good vs. evil and religion play a major role, and I like that. Star Trek is all about science, which I hate.
Beef Diaper - You are only allowed to answer one question, so I will pick only one of your questions and answer it. You asked “Am I right?” The answer is: No. You are wrong.
God, you didn’t answer my question, but that’s fine, I’m used to not being answered by supernatural beings.
Here’s another question for you:
Are you able to create a rock that is so heavy that even you couldn’t lift it? And if you are, how come you can’t lift it?
God,
Will you please smite Luis Dias so he will quit annoying you and the rest of us. If your busy my Uncle Luka and Rocco are in from Detroit and can do it for a pizza. Really it’s no problem. Fahgetaboutit
Luis - That question is completely ridiculous so I will not dignify it with a response.
Kraig - if you could get your uncles to handle this situation for Me, that would be great! All the pizza they want. Thanks.
Dear God,
What is your Almighty opinion on the furry community?
If we were made in your image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
Ever taken a match to a fur suit? Wonder why they burn so easily?
There’s a divine reason for that.
God,
This isn’t a question. I would like to apologise for having previously made a question which, by being answered as You did, would put you in a position for others to point and say “You’re silly; You answered his question when you said you wouldn’t answer his question.” You know that if I were trying to expose You to ridicule, I’d use a better technique than a retarded 3-year-old’s. I have class.
Anyway, I am sorry. In my defence, however, I’d like to point out this is all Your fault for making most humans humourless turds with no notion of theatrical.
Who’s Your Daddy?
- Lou
Okay Goddy, I’m used to not being answered by Deities anyway. I’ll ask you another question then:
Can you create such a rock that even you are unable to lift?
If you can create it, how come you can’t lift it?
AH!
You’ve been thoroughly PNWED.
ups sorry for the repeat. knew you couldn’t answer it blissfully though. You’re still not that funny.
Arrow Quivershaft - I hate furries! THEY’RE DESPICABLE! The only kind of sex I approve of is missionary, oral, and doggie style (because of My love for dogs.)
Tom - I’m not invisible! That’s crazy. I just reside in Heaven, which is, of course, invisible.
Luis - In answer to your ludicrous question, no, I cannot make a rock so heavy I can’t lift it, as I am all-powerful. What a stupid question. And I am glad I am not funny. I’M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY! DAMN YOU! I SMITE YOU! ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE AS A GOAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0S5zS8jSE4
yo whuttup bitches. i’m back. i’ve come to rape your horses and ride off on your women.
lets get unpleasant up in this hizouse!
ps. whuttup?
Unpleasant Jew - in answer to your question: not much, how ya been? Good to have you back.
that’s the truth right there.
dear god,
my friend finn has the hots for this chick brooke. but she’s a total slut and is fucking these two other guys gilbert and xtreme. how does finn get her to stop being a a dirty whore and exclusively fiddle with his little cock?
Swimmington - There is nothing your friend Finn can do besides find a new slut to fiddle with.
Get out, ya Eternal Perviness! And take your sheep with you!
“god’s god” - HOW DARE YOU TRY TO IMPERSONATE ME!! YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY FOR THIS MORTAL!!
Dear God,
How come Jews & Muslims can’t eat pork, but the rest of us can?
God,
You obviously saw “The Passion of the Christ,” right? Okay, Mel Gibson: thumbs up or thumbs down on that one?
Or did his publicly humiliating DUI just answer my question? Bwhahahaha.
God,
C’mon, you know evolution is a fact. We know you did stuff that way. So why make up stories? Tell the truth - you’ll feel better. Then you can send us to hell, and the demon rapings’n all, without any guilt.
Also… have you ever considered becoming an atheist?
John - I don’t know, cause they’re stupid? Jews and Muslims, although they hate each other intensely, can agree not to eat an animal because it’s extremely dirty while it is alive. Curiously, neither group has any problem being extremely dirty while they are alive.
SWPL - I already answered your question for the month.
Richard Dawkins - You only get one question. So I will pick one and answer it. You asked - “Have you ever considered becoming an atheist?” No. At times, I have lost faith in Myself, but I have never believed that I didn’t exist. I mean, sure, I’ve considered the idea, that maybe I was just a dream in some other (real) God’s head, but just as a passing fancy.
Alright, both of you, go to your rooms!
God’s God is so ultimate lame.
To the writer of this blog,
Why are you doing this? Don’t you fear what will happen to you after you die, and even if you don’t what is the purpose of disrespecting other peoples cherished beliefs so much?
I like Brie.
Dear Bridgette,
Why are you doing this? Don’t you fear what will happen to you after you die, and even if you don’t what is the purpose of disrespecting other peoples cherished satire so much?
Bridgette,
Because you are such a loyal follower of both Me and My blog, and because you are always reminding the rest of these blasphemous cretins not to mess with Me or they will die.
Why am I doing this? I think I’ve been pretty clear on this, it’s in My About page and elsewhere….because I need to vent!
As to your second query, no. Of course I don’t fear death - I will never die silly-britches.
And as to your final question, I have never, not even once, disrespected ANYONE’s cherished beliefs. Not sure what you were getting at there, Bridgette. But you know, that’s a good idea. I should definitely start going after some of those heathen religions soon. Thanks!
Dear God, I’m starting to get to a bald spot. I don’t want to go bald. Is there something you can do? Thanks in advance…
dear jimmy,
stop sucking cock and you won’t lose your hair
J-Moke, I’m about to smite your sorry ass!
BTW, that sore that you got from your boyfriend? Yeah, it’s herpes.
WTF?! There are two J-Mokes now?
Jimmy - here’s what I can do: advise you to shave your head. or buy an expensive wig.
Dear God,
Why don’t farts smell good? They sure do feel good. They should smell good too.
Just wanted to tell you I love this blog…..I just spent 30 minutes laughing my ass off…..now I need a new ass.
Can you do anything about this?
Thanks in advance.
John - All that feels good comes at a price. This is your punishment for being human.
Jake Off - I have no idea why you would be laughing at these posts. In fact, this infuriates Me. Why does everyone always just laugh at My pain? What is wrong with you people?
And then they wonder why I’m so angry.
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.
Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.
1. How did you find out about God?
__ Newspaper
__ Television
__ Word of mouth
__ Tabloid
__ Bible
__ Torah
__ Koran
__ Other Book
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Near Death Experience
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Other (specify): ______________________
2. Which model God did you acquire?
__ YHWH
__ Jehovah
__ Allah
__ God
__ G_d
__ Father, Son & Holy Ghost (3 for 1 deal!)
__ Jesus
__ Ahura Mazda/Ahriman (opposed pair)
__ Brahman
__ None of the above, I was taken in by a false god
3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes?
__ Yes
__ No
If no, please describe the problems you initially encountered here:___________________________
4. What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a god? (Please check all that apply.)
__ Indoctrinated by parents
__ Indoctrinated by society
__ Imaginary friend grew up
__ Wanted to meet girls/boys
__ Wanted to piss off parents
__ Desperate need for certainty
__ Need to feel Morally Superior
__ Needed a reason to live
__ Needed focus in who to despise
__ Hate to think for myself
__ Fear of death
__ Needed a day away from work
__ Like Organ Music
__ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it
5. Have you ever worshipped a God before? If so, which false god were you fooled by? Please check all that apply.
__ Odin
__ Zeus
__ Apollo
__ Ra
__ The Great Spirit
__ Satan
__ The Sun
__ The Moon
__ Wal Street
__ Cthulhu
__ The Almighty Dollar
__ Left Wing Liberalism
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ The Great Pumpkin
__ Bill Clinton
__ Hillary Clinton
__ A burning cabbage
__ Other: _____________________
6. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.
__ Tarot
__ Astrology
__ Fortune cookies
__ Psychic Friends Network
__ Palmistry
__ Self-help books
__ Biorhythms
__ Tea Leaves
__ Mantras
__ Crystals
__ Pyramids
__ Insurance policies
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ Barney Fife
__ Lottery
__ Television
__ Ann Landers
__ Dianetics
__ Playboy and/or Playgirl
__ Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll
__ George W. Bush
__ EST
__ Jimmy Swaggart
__ Human Sacrifice
__ Wandering around a desert
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Other: _____________________
__ None
7. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?
a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don’t know …. What’s Divine Intervention?
8. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):
a. Disasters
Global Warming 1 2 3 4 5
Flood 1 2 3 4 5
Famine 1 2 3 4 5
Earthquake 1 2 3 4 5
War 1 2 3 4 5
Pestilence 1 2 3 4 5
Plague 1 2 3 4 5
SPAM 1 2 3 4 5
AOL 1 2 3 4 5
Microsoft 1 2 3 4 5
b. Miracles
Spontaneous remissions 1 2 3 4 5
Stars hovering over towns 1 2 3 4 5
Crying statues 1 2 3 4 5
Water changing to wine 1 2 3 4 5
Walking on water (other than the Hudson) 1 2 3 4 5
Talking flaming shrubbery 1 2 3 4 5
VCRs that set their own clocks 1 2 3 4 5
Bin Ladin still alive 1 2 3 4 5
Cubs winning the Series 1 2 3 4 5
Term limits on the Presidency 1 2 3 4 5
9. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God’s services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary):
________________________________________________
________________________________________________
________________________________________________
________________________________________________
Thank you!
Life is precious, so we should spend each day like it’s your last.
For instance, spend the first half of the day lying in a hospital bed coughing up blood, and spend the rest of the day lying perfectly still.
the stupidest blog, of trying to be god, when i fact, ur not..haha..go to hell..yes,in fact, ‘you’ are the one who’ll be sent to hell..!haha. enjoy ur hell, ‘god’, or is it ‘goat’?.haha
asshole as the ‘goat’.wth?
http://www.charleschillout.com/English_Motherfucker_Do_You_Speak_It.jpg
God, I don’t know if you are still accepting questions this month, but I have a quick one:
What is the best way to get rid of those annoying protruding nose hairs?
Angus - you’re pushing it, but I’m feeling generous so I’ll allow it. Here is the answer: either yank them out with a tweezer one by one, or, if you are a real man of faith, hold a lighter underneath each nostril for a solid 20-30 seconds.
God, Why is Dick Cheney still alive?
Chris - Because his continued existence amuses Me more than his death would. His daughter is a lesbian, his wife is cheating on him with a Mexican gardener, on occasion he shoots his friends in the face…I enjoy watching Dick squirm.
Did God just get censored? What happened to the Boy Scouts rant?
God,
I’ve sure you’ve been asked these questions a million times but…How do you feel when athletes attribute their success on the court, field, arena, etc. to you? Do you take sides? Do you have huge bank riding on these events? Do you really hate the teams that lose? Who are your favorite teams?
God, the higher “minorities” go in their education, the more fun police seem to have arresting them. Given the recent educated management Wall Street melt down and the oh so educated bail outs for those too big to fail educated syndicates, are honest educated minorities getting arrested because they aren’t stealing enough?