Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
On this primary Tuesday, I’d like to take some time from My busy schedule of rigging the election to talk about someone I hate with a passion – Hillary Clinton.
Why do I hate her so much? I don’t know. Not really sure. Just something about her I don’t like I guess.
Maybe it’s because she’s a woman. That’s a big strike against her already because as I discussed last week, I, the Lord your God, hold an eternal grudge against women.
Or maybe it’s her wrinkly, disgusting face. Or the way her eyes bulge out of her head when she gets angry. Or her incredible fat ass.
Or it could be because she’s so fake. Or because she’s such a conniving bitch. Then again, maybe I hate her because her domestic policies are so full of flaws.
Well, whatever the reason, I hate the fat pig and she’s going right back to hell when I let her die. But not before I have some more fun with her while she’s still on Earth.
Oh, I’ve already arranged to have her remembered for all time as the most famous cheated-on wife ever. But I have even more in store for Hillary.
I’m going to use all My Godly Powers to make sure she loses the only thing she’s ever cared about (becoming Emperor) to some smiley-faced black guy who can talk pretty.
This outrage will drive her crazy for the rest of her life. And I’m going to let her live till the age of 103! They’ll still be making Lewinsky jokes then.
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Wow. Me thinks god needs to get laid or something. Your hatred of women doesn’t exactly make you look like a mighty god, but rather the angry jock who got laughed at by the cheerleader because his penis was too small.
God does hate her!
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Thank you
MY PENIS IS NOT SMALL! IT IS HUMONGOUS AND ETERNAL!
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GENIUS BLOG! it’s got everything i’m looking for. topical subjects, a callback to a previous blog, and most importantly not a lot of words!
keep this up and you’re going places, kid.
(keep em short)
Thank you God for cosigning my hate for this woman as well. To hate Hillary is devine.
Josh
Don’t You know Hillary’s has felt the Holy Spirit. That’s You. Or one third of You. But not. Anyway she says she’s felt You and She doesn’t lie. I know Bill’s felt things before but your Name never came up. Don’t believe me. Here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhZCO0veeQ
To love is Obama, To Hate, Hillary.
Now Bill I don’t mind. I know he’s broken My Commandment on adultery thousands of times…in fact he’s breaking it right now…ah but whatever. I can’t help it, I just love him.
Great post God!
I like that you called her a fat pig.
But God, what do you think about global warming?
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Smiley faced black guy? That’s funny.
God, you are rad. You are the R-ddest. I mean it. Also, being that you love desperate people begging for help, would you please direct your readership to this blog?
http://www.stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com
Not only will they see much that they like, but we have both chosen a blot template and title that reflect our devotion to White people.
Love,
Chunque
man, you have some issues.
You guys are funny… but i have to say i enjoyed reading your post… i mean what are blogs for but to vent some feelings out….
SHE WON PENNSYLVANIA!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
If you don’t mind Bill, why did you saddle him with Hillary? Very funny…Hillarious, in fact!!!
Now, tell me, if Obama wins the Presidency, will the USA become an ‘OBAMA-NATION’ in your eyes????
I actually like the black guy.
Sure, he’s a Muslim, but they still worship Me.
They’re always bowing down and chanting ‘Allah Akbar!’ or ‘God is great!’ Sometimes they even blow themselves up for Me.
I love that! It really makes Me feel special.
madmonq:
hillary doesn’t lie?
surely, especially when she’s under Bosnian sniper fire
- m
madmonq is an Obama supporter! He was being sarcastic when he said Hillary doesn’t lie.
Everybody knows thats all she does!
god, you need to relax a bit man.
#2 and #11 , you won’t have to worry about global warming soon. I f Hillary gets in shes going to start a nuclear winter.
Clinton threatens to ‘obliterate’ Iran if Israel attacked
God,
Obama is not a muslim, I know so many people worship you in so many ways it’s hard to keep it all straight.
Now can you please give Hilary testicular cancer so this whole primary thing can be over?
Your humble servant,
Josh
Josh,
You forget - I watch Obama when he’s in private. He’s totally a Muslim on the DL. He knows it would lose him the election so he keeps it low key.
He builds models in the basement so he can commit terrorism on them when no one is looking.
“He builds models in the basement so he can commit terrorism on them when no one is looking.”
only god could write a joke that funny.
Ahm…hate to point this out, GOD, but…the Qur’an is VERY specific on this: THEIR God is ‘the other one’ than the ‘God of Christians’.
So, when they are chanting: ‘Allahu Akhbar’, they are specifically saying that ‘the God who is NOT YOU’ is great!
Of course, not noticing this would explain why you have not yet wiped them off the face of the Earth yet….PAY ATTENTION!!!
Lame. Oh so lame.
Gawd,
Thanks for the laughs!
Holly
My sides hurt from laughing at this stuff… Genius… My kids think I’m retarded sitting over here laughing at this (but that really has nothing to do with this blog!)
and yes, I was kissing up… so I don’t get smited for the lustful thoughts… but you already knew that…